A Place Called Wonderland

I did something terrible. Something horrible. Something that goes against all morals and ethics. A few weeks ago, I misled a girl. A sweet, innocent girl. I kidnapped her. It was all my fault really. All my fault. I tried to confirm her identity but I was tired and I was forced. I thought she was the right one. I thought she was the right Alice.

"I've been up there in their human world for weeks trailing one Alice after the next. And I was almost eaten by other animals....Can you imagine?"

I made her fall, take a big tumble down a deep hole. But what could I do? I couldn't help it.

The day was soon to come. It was to be. I honestly didn't mean to drag her into all of this. But what could I do? The calendar demanded it, so said He, Absolem. The fate of our world demanded it.

"The Oraculum : Being a Calendrical Compendium of Underland. It's a timeline depicting the major events of each day. Every day has a title and an illustration."

When she met the others, they didn't believe her. No, they didn't. They couldn't believe her outfit. She wore her black and white outfit with more spunk than any other punk. Though, her multi-coloured stockings kept her just below the Freezing Point.

She was taken to the Hare and the Hatter who were busy having tea. I ofcourse dined with them. It was all very frabjastic, you see...

"Welcome to the Tea Party"

It was hectic. It was mad. It was hectic, and almost bad. But never sad, really. Eventually, we accepted her as Alice and hatched a plan. She realized she was the one to call it Wonderland, our Underland. And with that, we made a plan. A mad scheme, one which would allow us to succeed. It was mad, mad indeed. It was crazy, but we were in need.

"The sword's hidden inside the Bandersnatch's room...If we can distract him, one of us can get the sword, and we can then escape!"

Our Queen needed a champion. Someone to take on the great evil that lay ahead. Different people wanted to take up the same mantle but only one was destined to do it : Alice. She was destined to fight it. The ancient enemy of the Vorpal one. And so, the day came.

"On this, the Frabjous day, the queens, Red and White, shall send forth their champions to do battle on their behalf."

The beast was mighty. But she could count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. What was the Jabberwocky against her mathematical skill? On the mighty six, she ascended to the beast and removed his head from the rest of his body.

The day was saved. The head was beheaded. The Red Queen was exiled and the Red Knight with her. Peace returned to our land.

We chose to fight. We chose not to let the evil take over our land. My name is Nevins McTwisp, and we chose to save our world, our Wonderland.