I just had an interesting conversation with a friend. Well, it was less of a conversation and more of a monologue delivered by yours truly, but it was still interesting. And since I haven't posted in some time (not that I have any regulars or even irregulars), I thought that this conversation could make an interesting blog post. Please excuse the horrendous grammar and terrible usage of my enter key and read on :)
Friend so whtsuuuup (loosely translated : So What'sup?)
Me Commenting on facebook in places where i think i can get humiliated :D (loosely translated : Commenting on facebook in places where I think I can get humiliated *happiness* )
Friend wwhhyyyyyyyy? =P (again, loosely translated from hipster'sdictionary.com : Why?)
And so I started..
Becaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuse I'm bored :P
tired of xboxing and watching tv shows and going to malls for endless shopping
I want TO LIVE LIFE
and according to me
life is only lived
Sure, it's lived BY breathing, it's lived THROUGH eating but it's lived on facebook.
with the amount of users Facebook has
it could very well be its own country.
Heck, why that
why not a continent.
Ofcourse if it were any of the above
it would need a strick (*strict) plan to control its overpopulation
however in this case overpopulation caused by excessive signups, not ..well not the other thing
ofcourse the other thing, leading to +1's in the total world's population count, could also lead to overpopulation on facebook
since maybe excited parents or older siblings of the aforementioned +1's could make a new facebook account for their loved(or soon to be hated) one.
Then, yes then, there would be a real crisis
Take that +1 multiply it by a billion more
and you have
that into that, many more accounts on facebook.
But what's surprising is
by the end of it all
When the number of users outweighs the servers' capacity to run smoothly thereby resulting in a Global Server Meltdown
Mark Zuckerburg would be safe from the resulting World War 3 on Earth
because he would be far away from it.
Yes, he would've bought the sun and the moon and created his own planet where he lives with his wife and kids
but he doesn't have a wife and them kids
so after he realizes that
he gets depressed
moreso than Romeo and Juliet
(friend says o.O)
and even moreso than that creature from HP7 part 1
(friend says to stop o.O)
that if he can't have kids and a wife
no one else can
so what he does is
he wipes out the entire population of living men
because only men can have wives
and ofcourse, the "un-straight" women who also can have wives
leaving only the remaining women on Earth.
Fast-forward 200 years, we live in a world of Shoes.
I rest my case, which wasn't a case to begin with.
(friend says a final stop o.O, and then I do stop)
So, I hope you understood the point I'm trying to make...
My friend says o.O a lot.
Disclaimer: I'm not sexist.